An internet joke

Uncategorized March 24th, 2008

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,ooo.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officer all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank the drives the Ferrari in to the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this had worked our very nicely, but we are puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzled us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The Chinese man replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”. :)

A thoughtful story

Uncategorized March 23rd, 2008

Hi..
It had been a long time since I updated my blog. I apologize.

Today, while I was flipping through the The Sunday Star, I came across an article. Want to know what is it? But first, you must read the whole story from the beginning to the end. If not you will not be able to understand it. So this is my summary of the story:

Once upon a time, there was a rich king who had four wives. Among all his wives, he loves the fourth the most. He adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest delicacies and also gave her the best of everything.

Besides, he loves his third wife too. He was always showing her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he is afraid that one day, she would leave him for another. 

Not to forget, the king also loves his second wife very much. She was his confidante and was considerate, patient and kind to him. She is the one where the king can confide in her whenever he has problems and would help him to get through all the difficult times.

Unlike all his wives mention above, he did not love his first wife. She was a very loyal partner and had made many contributions in maintaining the king’s kingdom and wealth. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

So one day, the king was ill and had not much time left. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, when he died, he will be all alone without any wives with him.

Thus, he asked his fourth wife,”I have loved you the most, showered you with great care and endowed you with finest clothing. Will you keep me company when I die?”. ”No way!” replied the fourth wife and the answer cut like a sharp knife right into the king’s heart.

Then, he asked his third wife. “Now that I am dying, will you follow me since I have loved you all my life?”. “No!” the third wife answered. “Life is too good and when you die, I am going to remarry!”. Her answer made his heart turned cold and sank.

Move on to his second wife, he ask, “you have always be there for me whenever I turned to you for help, so when I die, will you follow me and keep me company?”. The answer was, “I am sorry, I can’t help you out this time, I can only walk with you to your grave”. The king was devastated as the answer he got struck him like a bolt of lighting.

Then he heard a voice called out saying I will follow you no matter where you go. It was his first wife. The king regretted for not taking much care of her when he had a chance back then.

We all have four wives in our live:

Firstly, the fourth wife mention above is our body. No matter how much time and efforts we lavish on it to make it look good, one day it will leave us when we die.

Secondly, the third wife is our wealth, status and possessions. When we all die, it will automatically go to others.

The second wife is our family and friends. The furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave, no matter how many times they have been there for us.

Last but not least, the first wife which is our soul. It is often neglected in pursuit of power, wealth and pleasures of the world. Therefore, remember to cherish it now and do not forget about the others also as they are vital too.

How is the future going to be, for everyone?

Uncategorized March 9th, 2008

General election has come to the end. Votes have been counted and parties have been announced as winner in the state or parliament. However, there is quite a change in Malaysia. A strong opposition voice has been heard after a long period of time (50 years). What is going on? I have heard many rumors here and there, but are all that true? What causes the downfall after comfortable winnings for the past 50 years? Is it due to poor leadership? Or arrogant of leader abusing of power and/or not listening to people’s opinion? As published and written in the newspapers day in, day out about news of corrupted justice, murder of who-and-who and corruption among the ruling party, yet, no full action has been taken. Thus, maybe that is what causes the loosing of people’s confident and credibility in the current leadership.

Before all future voters are eligible to vote, I am sure they need to have opinions from those experience voters. So, share your opinion(s) on what you have to say. 

Thank you.  

Chris Brown – With You

Uncategorized March 8th, 2008

Hola..
Check out Chris Brown’s top..You will notice that it changes colour..Plus..Look at the way he move, shuffle and dance..Aww..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHSu6J7iEuU

Lesser and lesser

Uncategorized March 6th, 2008

As days passes by, inspirations are running low..The result - lesser posting in the blog..In order to write something, we must have at least something for us to write about..Even to crap something out also it is difficult..So..For those who always keep thier blog updated by posting new things, I salute you guys..